Pebbles c: 
My roommate’s dog.

Pebbles c:
My roommate’s dog.

Well fucking excuse me for trying to do a nice goddamn thing for you.

I got this Tuesday. c: I love it so much. I’ve always wanted it because I’m so inspired by John Lennon’s song Imagine. So here it is: my first tattoo. 
Also sorry I’ve been gone for like months, life got hectic lol. 
If anyone wants to know what I’ve been doing recently, message me and I’ll be happy to fill you in c:

I got this Tuesday. c: I love it so much. I’ve always wanted it because I’m so inspired by John Lennon’s song Imagine. So here it is: my first tattoo.
Also sorry I’ve been gone for like months, life got hectic lol.
If anyone wants to know what I’ve been doing recently, message me and I’ll be happy to fill you in c:

3rd rock from the sun is such a good show though

When you’re typing in your password…

lolsofunny:

but you get it wrong.

So you start typing like this…

(via wtfsofunny)

tveits:

does you know who i be

does you listen to music

do you watch tv

DO YOU CARRY A LUNCH BOX

kovaniy:

anorie:

SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW.

YOU’RE WALKING IN THE WOODS

THERE’S NO ONE AROUND, AND YOUR PHONE IS DEAD

OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU SPOT IT

BIRD WITH A KNIFE

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

I’m so tired of people deciding its too hard to care about me.

Lol I’m going to just use the excuse “just tired” every time someone asks me what’s wrong.
They don’t need to know that I’m tired of this world, tired of living, tired of dealing with everything.
Just… tired.

Can’t decide if I want to do my nebulizer, or smoke a cigarette.
I think I’ll smoke first.
Man I’m so counterproductive with this shit.
I don’t even give a fuck.
I could probably die right now and be okay with it.

I have these more and more often.

I have these more and more often.

If I’m sick, I’m milking it so I don’t have to do anything.
If I’m sick but pretending to be fine so you don’t get mad, I’m lazy.
If I’m feeling like complete shit after pretending and I tell you I feel like shit, I MUST be lying because “I felt fine yesterday”
And if I cry during any conversation we have, that must mean that you need to stomp away, yelling about how you’re gonna take away my phone soon.

Jesus help you if I find a place to go after I turn eighteen.

Lol ignore the random weird picture. 
But my friends and I are awesome.

Lol ignore the random weird picture.
But my friends and I are awesome.